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Opium Jukebox 

When you do so much opium you start hearing music i your head
John: wtf is an opium jukebox?
Joel: Its when you smoke so much opium you hear music.
John: Cool! totally did that last night bro. And by the way, where crackalackin'

Rebellious Jukebox 

I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing, yeah
Head through a blue haze
Waiting for the musical craze
We gotta taxi for Mr. Nelson
Taxi for Mr. Nelson
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox, oh
No sounds at first came out
This machine had dropped out
But it made music to itself
Made music for itself
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm looking for the home of the real
I want a happy time now
Drinkers from the slaughterhouse
Weren't happy and went out
Noise resounds aloud
Noise resounds the lounge
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox oh
I sidled up to a fruit machine
This I was imagining:
Some drinkers dancing at the bar
Drinkers dancing for the bar
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing yeah
Rebellious Jukebox by Death Menace February 28, 2023

Tallahassee jukebox 

An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.
I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox

Human Jukebox

A person who naturally brings music into public spaces — usually with a Bluetooth speaker, portable radio, or a bike with a speaker strapped to it. They’re like a mobile soundtrack provider, adding background music to everyday life. Human Jukeboxes aren’t trying to disturb anyone; they just carry the vibe with them wherever they go.
“When I hear Kehlani on BART from the Human Jukebox on my way to work, I know it’s gonna be a good day.”
Human Jukebox by SN13T0 December 11, 2025

Cardboard jukebox

A prop made of cardboard to look like a 50s era jukebox. It was also a bar in saskatchewan where some glaziers liked to drink alcohol and play gambling machines around 2013.
Me and magic fingers and tdfr are heading down to the cardboard jukebox for a few beverages after work and to try our luck on the machines!

Listening to grandpas jukebox 

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it
Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.