punching a hole in the chocolate bar 

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

punching a hole in the chocolate bar by strangefetishes November 15, 2013

omlete in a hole 

Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.

Hey bob my wife gave me me an omlete in a hole last weekend.

omlete in a hole by Ifukdurmother May 22, 2018

key in the hole 

A game where you put your dick in a ass or pussy

Hey wanna play key in the hole 😉

key in the hole by Nigger buttshit March 14, 2020

Toad In The Hole 

Toad in the hole is an English name for meat, sausage or lamb cutlets baked in batter. It is also an egg sautéed in a hole cut from a piece of bread and a traditional British dish that consists of sausages in Yorkshire pudding mix.

I might cook myself toad in the hole tonight.

Toad In The Hole by kingmustard May 4, 2005

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016

There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

There's a Hole in the Bucket by Telephony June 24, 2015

In one hole and out the other 

Giving a blow job through a glory hole whilst taking a shit

The stench was pretty brutal in stall 3 when the snake wizzard was in one hole and out the other. He sucked me dry and dumped his stinky load simultaneously. Febreeze anyone?!

In one hole and out the other by vangloriousskookum June 8, 2018