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poot huffer 

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.
What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!
poot huffer by bum dharma July 22, 2010

hose huffer 

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."
hose huffer by Downhill Dave May 17, 2018

Semen Huffer 

A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.
*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"
Semen Huffer by motharoth November 24, 2021

coal huffer 

“Hey Carson, you’re such a coal huffer
“Thanks Ryan, now go make me a sandwich
coal huffer by Mongoose11 December 21, 2021

Queef Huffer 

To describe a non-intelligent white person with the last name Seaver , A Queef Huffer
Queef Huffer by Herbert Hancock August 9, 2022

soot huffer 

Someone who glorifies and participates in the unnecessary consumption of excessive amounts of fossil fuels. Often associated with small dick energy, endless rambling about engine trivia, loud revving of motors, incels, endless tinkering on cars that don't run right, and failed white dudes . Most often seen in lifted trucks, lowered sports cars, and large boats.
That soot huffer is always rolling coal while he takes his kids to daycare in that big ass truck before he goes to pay his child support. The aerodynamics with that 24" lift kit must make for about 7.8 mpg fuel economy but at least no fat chicks can climb up in that thing at the bar.
soot huffer by Skydonkey January 25, 2024