my dog ate my homework 

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

my dog ate my homework by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

homework 

homework is something that you make up excuses for so you dont have to touch it...

<mom>hey have you done any homework?
<kid>no uh i uh dropped it in posion oak on the way home today
<mom>but your not allergic to posion oak
<kid>uh yes i am....uh....i am...uh...i gotta g outside!

homework by COLLEST GAL EVA aka elise April 18, 2006

86 gb homework folder 

Your porn stash.

My mom asked to use my computer last night. I’m so glad that she didn’t open on 86 gb homework folder

86 gb homework folder by spalgwadj May 16, 2018

Homework 

H-alf
O-f
M-y
E-xistence
W-asted
O-n
R-andom
K-nowledge

I have sooooooo much homework this week.

Homework by Ozzy The Gamer Dog November 5, 2020

homework 

(n) something that dogs eat

my dog ate my homework

homework by Mr LamChop October 29, 2005

homework 

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

homework by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

homework 

1. A reason to keep us awake late at night.
2. A fuckin' waste of time.
3. The last thing on your mind (probably).

If i could time travel, I'd shotgun the head of the fuckin person who invented fuckin homework. FUCK HIM!!

Ah well, he's burning in hell anyway.

Homework sucks. I'd rather play NBA Live on my PSP.

homework by Asta La Vista April 19, 2008