Herbed Chicken 

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

Herbed Chicken by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

No Hermie 

Phrase used to discourage or ward off trolling or to otherwise notify potential trolls that their comments will be ignored.

Post: "Camped out at Walmart overnight so I can be the first to buy the new Kanye West album! No Hermie!"

No Hermie by BliggityBlam April 20, 2015

Herpiegonnorasyphilaids 

Herpiegonnorasiphilaids is herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS at the same time. Someone who is an extreme where has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.

Tyler: Look at that chick. She's hot!

Steve: Don't sleep with her! She has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.

Christina (whore): Hey boys! Wanna have sex?

Herpiegonnorasyphilaids by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023

Herbivorous men 

Term given to men (currently in Japan) that are uninterested in sex, but all into fashion and personal grooming. Likely to be described as metrosexual as well.

This term was coined by author and pop culture columnist Maki Fukasawa; full article available on CNN (or google search it)

Those guys there don't look so tough; they have the air of herbivorous men diffusing from their well-kept skin pores.

Herbivorous men by Wombati June 7, 2009

Mr. Herbert 

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

Mr. Herbert by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008

herbert the pervert 

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

herbert the pervert by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015

Mr. Herbert 

The aging, pedophile neighbor of the Griffin family on Family Guy who creeps on teenage boys. He speaks in a high-pitched voice and whistles his S's. The other characters, for whatever reason, are usually not suspicious of him.

Mr. Herbert- Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

Brian- Dammit... I'm, I'm sorry, what?

Mr. Herbert- You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats. And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children? Da da da duh, da duh, da duh, da da duh da da duh, da duh... duh. Mmmmmmm.

Mr. Herbert by Bunquita February 27, 2011