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hanger management 

- noun

1. A pseudo-psychological technique used by emotionally advanced laundry-doers to avoid the natural rage that occurs when attempting to disentangle a mass of clothes hangers - esp. the wire ones from the dry cleaner's.

2. The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal associated with tangled hangers. You can't get rid of, or avoid, a hanger incident, nor can you ever hope to sort through them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
Employing hanger management, Susie smilingly struggled with an inseparable glot of wire hangers for 22 minutes before finally cramming them all down the garbage chute, happily.
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hanger upper 

A person who hangs up during a phone call.
Ashley is such a hanger upper! I told her not to hang up and she did!
hanger upper by Mariella March 12, 2005

hanger appeal 

The appeal of a large-breasted woman with a great "rack" that seem to "hang" there on her chest.
This babe's hot!!! She's got a lot of hanger appeal!!!
hanger appeal by carlbigman October 9, 2006

Hanger Beatdown

When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.
I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!

you have to many clothes and whine a lot....

Hanger Fashion 

A wardrobe malfunction that is hailed as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.
"Bro, you put your shirt on backwards."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."
Hanger Fashion by TRIBAL CHIEF UCE October 30, 2021

Hanger Hooter 

The appearance of pointy breasts where a shirt hung on a hanger for a long period of time.
Dang, you know Ricky hasn't worn that button-down since his last interview. Dude has some serious hanger hooters on that shirt.
Hanger Hooter by Marc Hoenig December 8, 2004

Hanger Nipples 

The bumbs left by clothes hanger, normally in the shoulder area of a single males shirt due do lack of ironing.
Mark came to work with a polo shirt on, but his hanger nipples where sticking up on his shoulders.