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fairy fritter 

fairy fritter by Anonymous 12939 November 14, 2021

Country Fritter 

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!
Country Fritter by pow3rup^ January 29, 2022

Shrimp Fritter 

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
Shrimp Fritter by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022

piss fritter

The lump of spent cat pee in the litter box.
The cat kicked out its piss fritter from the litter box.
piss fritter by Jmaktheknife January 14, 2025

Dick Fritter

When a gentleman goes out to lunch and orders a beer battered cod sandwich and his friend says dude that looks like a big penis!

And his other friend replies man that’s a big Dick Fritter.

Did you have tartar with that? Only on the tip.
Holy cow did you try the special today? No what is it? The Dick fritter sandwich. Yummy.
Dick Fritter by anonymous May 13, 2026

all-darn fritter

Used for when you are surprised; similar to if you were to say, “what in the world?”
What in the all-darn fritter was that noise?!
all-darn fritter by anonymous June 10, 2024