Pump the footy 

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

Pump the footy by Jrob January 21, 2019

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot 

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022

big footy

The worst online communtiy of all time

Fuck big footy is full of spammers.
Cunt.

big footy by Chief_bigfooty September 24, 2008

Snow Footy 

N-An annually produced Film in which people are asserting there Snow Footy skills, to perform manuevers with plastic snowboards/snowskates.

V-The act of using a fake snowboard, in ones backyard or in rural areas

Jamie and I, are going to have a rad time in the winter when we Snow Footy in his backyard.

Snow Footy by Lee Bly(cofounder of Snowfooty) November 16, 2004

Dead Footy 

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.

Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.

Dead Footy by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

Dead Footy 

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

Dead Footy by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

pub footy 

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.

Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”

pub footy by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023