20 footer

When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.

The 20 Footer-
Good from far... but far from good.

20 footer by NZizzle February 26, 2009

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Footeater

An imaginary mythical creature who lives under the bed and in many cultures it is believed by little children that if you put your foot out of the bed blanket/comforter during night time, it may come out and eat your foot, (may be used to frighten children into good behavior).

If you put your foot out of the blanket, the footeater might eat it!

Footeater by Sohmel September 1, 2016

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Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

Thirty Footer by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011