ren fester 

noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.

Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.

ren fester by Znara March 6, 2008

uncle fester

kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !

uncle fester by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003

An Uncle Fester 

An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.

I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.

Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.

An Uncle Fester by Glowspank December 19, 2016

Uncle Fester

The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.

"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."

Uncle Fester by RubartPaulson February 19, 2008

Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.

1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.

Uncle Fester by A. Jackson October 31, 2007

Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.

Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.

Uncle Fester by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010

Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!

You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!

Uncle Fester by bobapple October 23, 2005