Facepalm sigh

The sigh you have when someone like mr. Alexander doesn't understand a very simple wordplay or something obvious.

Very closely related to facepalm, but expressed as a sigh.

Person 1: Do you know where the definition of the long drink esa-anssi comes from?
Alexander: hmm, I really have no idea
Person 2: *facepalm sigh...* It comes from esanssi.

Facepalm sigh by Al Copone December 22, 2019

facepalm index

How frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.

Can be abbreviated as "FPI."

"Dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!"

"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."

facepalm index by timdub December 13, 2012

Facepalm of Justice 

Facepalm of Justice is when somebody does something extremely stupid, and you facepalm while uttering "Facepalm of Justice"

When John decided to jump off of a moving car, Bret muttered "Facepalm of Justice", and slapped his forehead

Facepalm of Justice by ninjacow October 29, 2010

Facepalm Gay

Someone who is so overwhelmingly, flamboyantly gay, you can't help but smack yourself in the face.

Must be differentiated from someone who is just gay, but not overly flamboyant.

Person 1:"Hey, you see that kid over there wearing all pink singing 'Born This Way'?"

Person 2: "Holy Shit. He is a facepalm gay"

Facepalm Gay by theycallmejon1 October 21, 2011

facepalm dab 

When someone are dabbing the wrong way, you can either say "Facepalm dab" or just do the "Facepalm dab" - slap yourself in the face while dabbing.

Person 1: *tries to dab*
Person 2: What was that?

Person 1: A dab
Person 2: No, it was a Facepalm dab *while doing the facepalm dab"

facepalm dab by DeadlineMaestro February 22, 2017

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

Facepalm soil by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

Implied Facepalm 

When something is so fucking retarded an ordinary facepalm simply isn't necessary.

5 Year old boy: YO NIGGAS MC IN DA HOUSE!
You:...*Stares for an Implied Facepalm*

Implied Facepalm by Dudeman42 March 10, 2009