burt and ernie 

to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere

I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie

burt and ernie by hitlist821 April 5, 2009

Bert and Ernie 

Ernie Bery

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie

Bert and Ernie by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

Ernie 

Ernie er en nørdet taber

Gal en Ernie

Fuck du er en Ernie

Ernie by Ølhunden March 2, 2016

Bert and Ernie 

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

Bert and Ernie by mrsclaaaaark August 20, 2011

ernie 

A sore on your ass from sitting around and doing crossword puzzles all day.

I was sitting around so long that I got an Ernie. It's an actual puss bug that I can't get rid of.

ernie by ibew574 April 11, 2010

ernie orange 

the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa

Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?

ernie orange by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bert and Ernie 

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

Bert and Ernie by PaigeParanoiaa February 21, 2009