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Dirty DeVito 

When you're a morbidly obese man who likes even more morbidly obese women, but you're both too fat to copulate. So instead, you have her sit on your face. However, because she is so morbidly obese, she can't reach far enough around to wipe herself, so you end up with a vertical racing stripe of feces on your face. The dirty DeVito.
They were so fat, the best they could do is a Dirty DeVito. Afterwards he had to wash his face.
Dirty DeVito by Cardone6969 January 19, 2010
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Danny devito 

Person: Danny Devito is hot
Other person: yeah he is
Danny devito by Zachyboi Bennett February 19, 2019

Danny devito 

Girl1: iam In love wit Danny devito

Girl2: OMG SAME AND I OOP SKSKSK

Danny Devito 

they fucking hotties guy on earth
white kid: hey do you know Danny Devito
fat kid: i like cookies
Danny Devito by Evancrosscut October 20, 2019

Dirty Danny DeVito

When you jack an animal off into a cup of Bailey's Irish Cream and gargle it, then spit the mixture into another animals vagina.
Dirty Danny DeVito by Been Boy December 4, 2017

Danny Devito 

Someone who is really small and has a high pitched voice. They are usually pretty cool even though they play basketball. Always saying that they're gonna ask out their crush "tomorrow".
Man, that guy is cool, but also small. He must be a Danny Devito.
Danny Devito by rockclimberdude October 5, 2016

Danny DeVito Effect

The effect in which, when shown an image of Danny DeVito, a person will become sexually unaroused.
Damn, I was having a good fap and then my mate sent me a fucking picture of Danny DeVito and I got hit real hard with the Danny DeVito effect... there goes my boner.