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Defecation deficit 

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.
Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.
Defecation deficit by maltar April 9, 2011

defecacious 

Having the ability to find a good, clean place to take a shit, by instinct alone. A portmanteau word from "DEFEcate + effiCACIOUS.
I don't know how George found that nice, clean rest stop five miles down the highway---he's very defecacious!
defecacious by pentozali September 9, 2012
TO POOP
defecate by defecate November 15, 2019

Defecation Dost 

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).
« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »
Defecation Dost by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

Self Defecating 

As opposed to: self-dep·re·cat·ing/ˈˌself ˈdeprəˌkādiNG/ behaviour which intentionally diminishes ones potential performance this condition allows for full-on self-destructive annihilation.
So yeah, Jan 6 was a national tragedy; what's even worse is the sworn, self defecating testimony of the far right groups that participated in it.
Self Defecating by YAWA November 6, 2022

Self-defecation 

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.
He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.