Real Smokes ( Cigarettes 

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!

Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.

Real Smokes ( Cigarettes by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010

Mexican Cigarettes 

Slag for cannabis

"Mexican cigarettes - Cigarettes from Mexico!"
"Fred is off his head from too many mexican cigarettes!"

Mexican Cigarettes by Green Id Monster March 4, 2010

Caviar and Cigarettes 

A midget, a product of her mother's affair with the mailman and/or milkman. Huge simp for Led Zeppelin and Syd Barrett, her chest and ass make a sheet of paper jealous with their perfect flatness, and has fucked up feet. Friends with an all knowing rush god and a Radiohead simp

Caviar and cigarettes is cool but god damn she is short.

Caviar and Cigarettes by Saudi prince Walter May 5, 2021

camel infused cigarettes 

a strange cigarette with a cool looking filter and fire red yellow and orange box that tastes somewhat like fruity pebbles or something to that degree. best used when stoned and in copious amounts.

hey man i want cigarettes lets get those weird ass camel infused cigarettes they taste like fruity fucking pebbles!

duuuude yeah lets do it.... wheres the fucking money?

camel infused cigarettes by harvey handbanana April 26, 2010

Wet Cigarettes 

Texas slang for joints laced with PCP

Im from the land of the wet cigarettes

Wet Cigarettes by Texas Rider September 29, 2012

nails cigarettes 

The only truth in advertising tobacco company. if you really didn't notice it in almost EVERY FRICKIN Kevin Smith movie then here is you wake up call. Nails Cigarettes are unfiltered, untolerable by right wing america, and you are unlikely to survive more than ten minutes while smoking them. have fun. oh and...

... got nails? Yeah? good... i only put this here because "Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words."

nails cigarettes by Quick Stop Clerk May 16, 2005

do you have any cigarettes 

A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.

Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.

Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.

If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."

User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:

"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."

do you have any cigarettes by MMD March 11, 2006