glorified acquaintance 

Definition #1 Some one who views you as a friend but you LOW KEY HATE THEM.

Definition #2 Someone who you view as a friend but they LOW KEY HATE YOU.

Definition #3 Someone who you think is cool but you are not friends with and they are not friends with you.

"yeah were were glorified acquaintance's i don't like them that much."

"ye know we are not rely friends just glorified acquaintance's they kinda hate me tho."

"we are only glorified acquaintance's we dot rely know ech other."

glorified acquaintance by ‍‍⃠‍⃠‍⃠‍⃠‍⃠‍⃠‍⃠‍⃠‍⃠ August 19, 2019

Pleased to make you an acquaintance 

A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .

After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.

Pleased to make you an acquaintance by mlhiss May 31, 2020

Mild Acquaintance 

A good friend to bond with over eventful life situations.

I bonded with my mild acquaintance over our latest dramatic antics.

Mild Acquaintance by superfriendie July 1, 2021

Casual Acquaintance 

The act of sitting on your hand until it goes numb and then giving someone else a handjob. Similar to the Stranger.

Dave was feeling depressed because his girlfriend left him, so I took one for the team and gave him a casual acquaintance to make him feel better.

Casual Acquaintance by PondScum February 11, 2010

Danish Acquaintance 

A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.

Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.

Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.

Danish Acquaintance by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011

instagram acquaintance 

Someone you never met in real life but you talk to them online when you're bored

oh! she's just an instagram acquaintance but damn hypes me up more than my own boyfriend

instagram acquaintance by Pikuismylove August 6, 2020

cbag acquaintance 

Not really a friend, but useful enough such that you keep them on your IM list for when you Can't Be Arsed Googling.

A: Why the hell have you got Greg in your IM list? He's a douche.
B: CBAG Acquaintance. He's a walking php manual.

cbag acquaintance by Ben Kelly January 11, 2009