Miami Totem Pole 

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.

Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!

Miami Totem Pole by RoyLleh February 18, 2010

Master Class Totem Pole 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

Master Class Totem Pole by Bozilas March 21, 2003

Saskatoon Totem Pole 

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

Saskatoon Totem Pole by Shelltown May 30, 2009

low man on the totem pole 

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

low man on the totem pole by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

muddy totem pole

a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.

Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.

Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!

muddy totem pole by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009

fps totem 

The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.

How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.

fps totem by lazyfrog February 24, 2013

The Devil’s Totem 

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.

James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”

The Devil’s Totem by Bahdoh January 5, 2022