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Tesco tax 

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.
"I paid Β£1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
Tesco tax by tescotax April 8, 2023
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Tesco Toilet 

a place the 3 babas go to get fried
Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet
Tesco Toilet by rubcat August 29, 2023

Baba Tesco 

To steal from Tesco
Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week
Baba Tesco by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022

maxat_tesco 

a gay tiktok user. simps for william afton and is super gay
"hey who is that one gay guy again?"
"Oh, thats maxat_tesco on tiktok."
"Oh! Thanks."
maxat_tesco by dacvddghxg April 23, 2022

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?
ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? πŸ˜©πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ†

addisons.tesco.bag 

Addisons.tesco.bag, kind,loving, amazing, creative
addisons.tesco.bag is very creative with her videos!

Nasty Tesco's 

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.
"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"