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When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.
"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"
by Pip Proper Hums August 04, 2018
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