taflinger 

Noun: somebody who sticks a golf club, usually their Nike Sasquatch driver, up their ass while whacking off to golf.

yea when I was with my friend Steve while watching the U.S. Open my friend totally pulled a Taflinger.

taflinger by dallas white July 22, 2007

tofting 

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

tofting by geirb March 29, 2008

wine tasting noob 

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.

Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."

wine tasting noob by westfalia January 27, 2012

TRAFTing 

Triple Anal FisTing.

See DAFTing for TRAFTing minus one.

I knew my anus would never get its figure back when the other frat boys were TRAFTing me last night.

TRAFTing by koolaidkid237 April 30, 2006

tatting 

Also known as 'Dumpster Diving', Tatting is a form of recycling, most commonly performed in early morning or late at night, it is the practice of rooting through skips behind shops to see what usable stuff they have thrown away.
It is a surprisingly common practice, recently having an article devoted to it in The Sunday Times.

On my first night tatting I found a couple ahead of me who showed me where some great CD's were, although they took a teacup set and lots of books to sell at a car-boot sale...

tatting by Ginajuice January 14, 2007

Tasting Adolescence 

A band consisting of the most ahmazing people in the world that writes amazing songs. If you don't listen to them you have no soul or incredibly bad taste in music. I love them more than anything. Jussayin'.<3

Christofer Drew; "Oh I just want to be in a an amazing band, one that sounds like Tasting Adolescence.

Tasting Adolescence by laaaauren:3 August 6, 2011

Taxting 

Taxting is when you act in your texts
a step up from just kidding or jk

person 1: I freakin hate you and i never wanna see you again!!!
Person 2: Dude you're a terrible taxter
Person 1: how did you know i was Taxting??

Taxting by Skyler Spendlove January 11, 2009