shit ton 

25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."

shit ton by Kashgar July 5, 2011

shit ton 

An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh

shit ton by BH Do Work December 9, 2008

Shit ton 

A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something

That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton

Shit ton by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 22, 2009

shit ton 

A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.

"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"

shit ton by Kazzemi September 26, 2008

shit ton 

Roughly 2000 times the normal amount of what you are describing. Usually used in exaggeration.

"Hey, I got a shit ton of beer in the car guys, can I get some help?"

shit ton by Jeff Greene December 31, 2008

shit ton 

A whole shit load

Dude, theres a shit load of Vj in here. (Check def. for VJ)

shit ton by Vj Hunter October 30, 2003

Shit Ton 

A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.

John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!

Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!

Shit Ton by chatham rumsfored June 2, 2010