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new shepard

Inspired by the Bezos rocket; the male penis.
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
by PeteSapp July 20, 2021
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Salisbury Shepard

A Salisbury Shepard is category of people that like to smear shit on women. (Not always male)
That Salisbury Shepard smeared shit on my mom! Let’s beat his ass!
by Arrestz September 3, 2021
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Derek Shepard

Best neurosurgeon in Seattle. Honestly toxic but he is “mcdreamy” sooo. Meredith’s husband. ALSO Meredith + Derek = Merder
Derek is toxic when he doesn’t get what he wants. However if verbally he is amazing and kind.
I am I love with Derek Shepard
They were the great love story, I mean that girls heart beat for Derek Shepard. It just never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else.
by Beienuenusbsb January 10, 2022
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The Shepard

Defecating on your partner and finishing by ejaculating on your partners chest.
Brad and Steve were on a romantic stroll and decided to go home and watch Ballers but ended up doing The Shepard.
by Philsty287 April 19, 2022
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Chicken Shepard

A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.
German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.

Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"
by RubySueDaisyMay February 18, 2023
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Finn Shepard

the most crazy ass son of a bitch ever, from the Sharknado series, he has wielded more weapons that jesus himself and he has probably killed the entire shark species several times.
Person 1: I just saw the new Sharknado movie! Sharknado 7: Across the Nadoverse!
2 nosreP: Finn Shepard is a crazy ass son of a bitch, the best part was when he backflipped over an entire building and activated a laser that blew up the Shark God!
by PikaboyMOD August 12, 2023
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Dirty Shepard

The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.
I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.
by SoiledDove October 3, 2023
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