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plano drunk 

being drunk for a minimal of 48 hours with periods of blacking out involved
"Bro, everybody's back in plano this weekend. What are we doing?"
"Getting plano drunk of course"
plano drunk by pickaxe grub February 16, 2014

Plano Texas

This Is the home of the 3 Highschools in one city, based on my Favorite porn of 2 girls one cup, but it is much worse considering how bad we are at sports versus how good we could be. West people are more wealthy and do mad drugs, East is poor and does drugs, and central is becoming ghetto as well. Plano Texas is a booming city with Toyota headquarters and stonebriar mall, RIP COLLIN CREEK.
Yo bro what school is the best in Plano Texas? “Definitely Central because they have the best drug hookups.”

West Plano 

The part of Plano that refuses to be grouped with its others. West Plano is the Beverly Hills of Dallas, the richest of the rich. Unlike Colleyville, West Plano is a much snootier, haughty group. Most of the people that follow this stereotype have attended TCA, Renner Middle School, Shepton High School, Plano West, or a private school with $10,000 tuition.

A few stereotypes are copied from the Facebook group.

• Being called a “daddy’s girl” (or a rich prick in a boy’s case) is okay with you.

• You get pissed when you’re stuck behind “out-of-towners” who come and stare at the mansions in WB Country while driving 10 miles an hour.

• You have a maid. Your mom is a housewife, but still has a maid…..

• It’s not a question of whether you will get a car for your 16th birthday, but what TYPE of car.

You have no idea where Collin Creek Mall is and quite frankly, you don’t care.

• You regularly see Troy Aikman jogging down Willowbend Drive and Bernie Mac driving his Bently.

• You’ve heard that 75093 is the new 90210 and you almost burst from pride.

• Either your parents or your friend’s parents have gotten drunk with you on multiple occasions or have caught you drinking and proceeded to drink with you or make a 2nd beer run.
We West Plano kids get everything we want; we know it, but who cares, we have money.

west plano 

The most badass part of Texas. Plano West's girls are the hottest and dress better than anyone else - a direct correlation to the high income level. Some of the richest kids are snobby, but most kids just... ya i guess everyone's a litle snobby. Cocaine use is rampant, yet abother reason why the girls look so good (they're all tiny), and contrary to common belief heroine is and has been completely outta the picture for years. Skyy Vodka and Keystone Light are the party beverages of choice... I dunno why we drink the cheap beer when everyone has to much money, but Keystone is always what seems to be around. I'm a west plano resident myself so this is a pretty accurate portrayal of the perfection that is the West Side of Plano.
I wish I went to Plano West so that I could hang out with all the cool kids... everyone badass lives in west plano!
west plano by hot west girl January 4, 2006

panorkel 

A term coined in the late 2000's by John "The Plant" Plant, Panorkel generally refers to an erect horse penis.
Mother of god! Look at the size of that Panorkel!
panorkel by VIP-00 January 19, 2016

Giorno's Piano 

A piano piece that will play when your about to get fucked up
bad guy: "HA HA YOU CANT BEAT ME!"
Giorno: "I, Giorno Giovana have a dream!"
* Giorno's piano starts playing
Bad guy: *gets "muda muda muda muda" to death
Giorno's Piano by shgouadusgaiud November 7, 2019