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blue veined piccolo 

We played the blue veined piccolo last night

2nd Piccolo 

1: The second chair piccolo player. Usually female, blonde, and attractive. Seemingly useless in most bands or orchestras, as there's rarely a part or need for a second piccolo. Usually ends up sleeping with the conductor/musical director, followed by first trumpet, then the rest of band. Never present when percussion or rhythm section are bumping gear in or out.
2: Anyone brought along on a night out purely for their sex appeal or to be slept with at night's end.
Hey, check out the new 2nd piccolo. How long until she sleeps with the MD?

We're going out, let's bring Claire as a 2nd Piccolo. If there's no hotties at the bar, she'll do just fine.
2nd Piccolo by bennyn May 30, 2009

Silver Piccolo 

Two old men whistling into eachothers anus' whilst titillating the Gooch with their fingertips to resemble the playing of a flute.
Harold asked Gene if they could do the Silver Piccolo again tonight.
Silver Piccolo by MamaSolo May 6, 2017

Skin piccolo 

Similar to the skin flute, only smaller. Essentially, a small penis.
He thinks he's hung, but he really only has a skin piccolo.
Skin piccolo by Moloko December 7, 2005

dirty piccolo 

when you have your prostate massaged while getting a blowjob, but you're holding in a shit and you shit down the giver's hand while cumming in their mouth
remember maxine from accounting? shes a total freak, we went out last week and she said she wanted to give me a dirty piccolo in the back of the mail room. the janitor walked in right before she finished me...
dirty piccolo by Spankin Johnny August 25, 2019