Parked

The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.

Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.

Parked by hellaparked April 24, 2014

packed out

to be murdered.

frequently used by southern california gangs.

"that man still talking crazy?"

"nah cuhz you know we packed out that n*gga out"

packed out by -TheNarwhal July 21, 2017

Parked in 

When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.

Grandpa, can you move your car...you have me parked in!

Parked in by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017

quad-parked 

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

quad-parked by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011

candy packed

Some one who has a lot of cocaine.

"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"

candy packed by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

candy packed

A pistol loaded with cocaine.

"Yo, are you packin man?" "Yeah, my glock is candy packed full of cocaine!"

candy packed by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

Peter Parked 

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

Peter Parked by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019