pagan boy 

In it's simplest form, a pagan boy is a boy who says that he can "pull" or thinks he's a ladies man, but in truth, he is a boy who likes to take it in the ass.

Boy 1: Yo, you shoulda seen this girl that I pulled last night, she was a buff ting!
Boy 2: We all know that you can't pull, dumbass pagan boy!

pagan boy by xeromuh November 22, 2015

pagan holiday 

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.

Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.

pagan holiday by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

Pagan Plunder 

Two or more Pagans having sex at the same time.

Hey Yennefer wanna join us for the Pagan plunder at my husband's house ?

Pagan Plunder by Wonderbread28 January 7, 2022

Pagan Salsa 

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.

These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.

Pagan Salsa by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023

Pagan's Lent 

The period time between the last day of Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day when nonreligious people give up something, sometimes alcohol or drugs. A time for a brief body cleanse. Done to fulfill a spiritual need or to have something to share at work with friends and the more devout. Not meant to disparage actual pagans.

Phil: Hey do you want to go get some drinks and hit the clubs later;

Ralph: I'll go out but I'm not drinking for Pagan's Lent. I'll take a johnny though...

Pagan's Lent by Pbnjam January 21, 2007

pagan calder 

A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.

Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.

pagan calder by theonewholifts February 14, 2015

Pagan Unity 

Pagan Unity, also Paganic Unity, is the idea that all pagan and neopagan religions, spiritualities and gods came from the same source and are essentially the same. Pagan Unity also supports the idea that all pagans and neopagans should unite themselves in order to reach godhood and become gods too, advocating the development of divinialism and transcendentialism in order to do so and reach a high level of being. Pagan unity also supports that pagans and neopagans should unite themselves in order to fight abrahamic fundamentalism, secular fundamentalism, new atheism and anti-theism, considering all four harmful to a pagan unity society. Pagan unity also advocates the idea that pagans shouldn't fight between themselves because of their gods and spiritualities since all of them come from the same divine source.

"Pagan unity is interesting such as theist unity and spiritual unity, that will be amazing when pagan unity start to become a thing and (neo)pagans start to represent themselves as supporters of pagan unity and even sympathisers with spiritual unity and theist unity."

Pagan Unity by Full Monteirism May 9, 2021