When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.
Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!
2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."
2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
An egyptian Omelet is when a man and a woman have a nice fuck on the beach and a rather large amount of sand gets lodged into the females vagina. (also known as the sand-trap)