The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew by temeasesino October 27, 2011

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plain old fashioned bullshit

Lying, cheating, stealing, bluffing, etc, in an obvious yet difficult to defeat manner. Usually everyone is aware of this type of bullshit when it occurs, but cannot stop it due to the fact that people using it usually are in a position of power, ie managers, marketing reps, etc.

This is opposed to the new type of bullshit which is much more common these days, in which one tries to be as low key and stealthy as possible.

John, your reason for hiring your brother was some plain old fashioned bullshit and you know it.

plain old fashioned bullshit by CloutierFan02 January 5, 2005

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the old fashioned way

talking on a home phone
sending mail
reading books

example 1: my cellphones broken, looks like i'll have to do it the old fashioned way and call her on the telephone

example 2: my internets down, looks like i'll have to do it the old fashioned way and mail it

example 3: google is down for maintence looks like i'll have to do things the old fashioned way and look it up in a book

the old fashioned way by sequined dress July 12, 2010

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The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.

Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

The Old Fashioned Poop and Run by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 4, 2013