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Cooked off my Rocker 

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.
"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"
Cooked off my Rocker by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

ride my rocket

To ride someone's dick
Friend: Omg how was your date with Jason?!
Me: it was fine I guess. He didn't let me ride his rocket which I was very disappointed from
Friend: would you like to ride MY rocket? ;)

Bored off my Rocking Horse 

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.
Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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fuel my rocket 

Sweetheart, that dress you have on really fuels my rocket! Baby, you really fuel my rocket!
fuel my rocket by Plasmaguy October 31, 2016

hot on my rocker 

I was hot on my rocker after looking at five guys prices.