Dundalk Mayonnaise
Dundalk Mayonnaise by Entitled Consumer August 25, 2022
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The Patty Mayonnaise
Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
The Patty Mayonnaise by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
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Chunky Mayonaise
When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick
Chunky Mayonaise by timber12 November 1, 2010
Mayonnaise-boy
Typically Caucasian male - bland as fuck . A boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. He seems nice enough at first, but as time passes he is truly unbearable. He is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. He uses the word "hashtag" in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. He's not the worst guy in the world though, he's the cream of the crop..if the crop was crap . He probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .
"Hey, are you and Seanathan going on a second date?"
"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
Mayonnaise-boy by Acidslap February 20, 2015
Special Mayonnaise
Any local Kebab/Burger shop serves 'special' mayonnaise, sourced locally from the shops employees. Each night, the 'special' mayonnaise varies in number of ingredients, dependant on the number of employees at the retail outlet.
seller:Would you like some Special Mayonnaise
Customer: How special is it?
Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients
Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without
Customer: How special is it?
Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients
Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without
Special Mayonnaise by elratboyo April 21, 2010
mayonnaise
1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.
2) Semen.
3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
2) Semen.
3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"
2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."
3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."
3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
mayonnaise by Mint Z March 14, 2009
mayonnaise momma
mayonnaise momma by DrwnTgthr69 October 30, 2011