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maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped 

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.
Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

E-jipped 

E-jipped is when someone has violated your freedom of speech by disconnecting your internet to the outside world.
I just spent 18 hours watching CNN show millions of E-jipped people run the streets in angry protest.

Look at all these pissed off people! They must not have internet....oh..thats right, they were E-jipped!
E-jipped by Timmmaaay February 22, 2011
cheated, stolen, dissed.

Comes from the TV Term JIP, which means Joined in Progress, the saying actually came from live tv, going over its time limits and cutting the beginning of a show in the current time slot.
Man We got Jipped!
jipped by jayrandom September 1, 2010
to get jumped and mugged at the same time
they jamped me fo my throw back man, they beat the shit outta me
Jamped by ALANA May 13, 2004

November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumped day 

give your girlfriend your favourite jumper
November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumped day

jesus jumped up christ 

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.

Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?