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Inspurting

The act of being so aroused that upon fully grasping the hideous/repulsive reality of the situation; against the spurter'z will, the outward force of what would be ejaculation (Expurtz) continues, but in an inward fashion; thus resulting in the phenomenon that we scientists like to refer to as "inspurting." Such levels of disgust also cause the male genitalia to recede into one's own pelvic region/lower stomach.
Example 1

Man 1: Hey man, would you like to see a picture of a vagina?

Man 2: Hell yeah man, totally. (God, I'm already so close to cumming!)

*Man 1 shows picture of blue waffle*

Man 2: Awww fuck man! Fuck-- now I'm inspurting! Thanks a lot, ass-hole!
Inspurting by Meno123 April 21, 2013
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Inspiration

The light in the darkest, a visionary really!

An individual who is years ahead of his time. Pure chief material this sort of individual finished medical school (MD of course B/C DO’s are fucking unless) when they were 3 years of age and Ernest Shackleton studied and learned his skills from em. The perfect combination of a natural born leader and a renaissance man. They can do everything from an open heart surgery on an unborn baby while hungover over (if of course an individual of his stature even could get a hangover) and blink folded to weaving a kern mantle rope out of sand. This individual is the sort of person that instructed chick fil a on how to run a proper drive thur operation. With the work ethic of an amish wood worker there is no task this individual is incapable of. Tho many refer to this type of individual as a dragon. There has only every been one person to meant the criteria in which this word “inspiration” derived. You will know him when you meant him if, if you are ever so lucky, probably not tho.
Very impressive! Your a true inspiration.
Inspiration by Night hawk - October 28, 2020

Inspirationer 

The only people in my recent search are my hair crushes and inspirationers.
Inspirationer by sourpatchbrat February 10, 2021

Inspirational dichotomy 

When you flick open both FML and GMH and simultaneously browse, to much emotional turmoil.
Guy 1: Jeez, Dave's been on-off all day, is he bipolar?

Guy 2: Nah, he's just in the eye of an inspirational dichotomy.

Guy 1: What pointless verbiage!
Inspirational dichotomy by Xanias August 15, 2010

inspiring rush 

when you fuck girl so good she gets inspireed
gave that bitch the inspiring rush now shes a civil rights leader
inspiring rush by bigpazzo May 29, 2017

inspiringly 

That line was most beautifully written, and inspiringly put.
inspiringly by Inspiringly June 12, 2017

inspiration academy 

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to a low life black neighborhood in Bradenton. The tennis there is excellent but the baseball program is a joke. Good luck trying to play professional baseball. The hobby and culture of this school is hazing. If hazing was a sport, it would be there best sport to offer in the school.
Jimmy: I just hazed someone in the bathroom

Tommy: was it as good as Inspiration Academy hazing
inspiration academy by Chip July 23, 2017