Tube of Ice Cream 

Ice cream that comes in a tube. The old fashioned way of eating ice cream. Ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. Introduced on the west coast circa 1936. The tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. Inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.

Guy 1: Yo I'm really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. You got any?
Guy 2 & 3: Are you stupid? They don't make ice cream in a tube.
Guy 1: Uhhh... Yeah they do. I'm going to get some now.
Guy 2 & 3: Have fun!
Guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: Yeah see... what did I tell you guys? You guys are the stupid ones now.

Tube of Ice Cream by Albus Grimley March 24, 2010

Nice girls shit ice cream. 

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

Nice girls shit ice cream. by Dinkum August 12, 2013

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck 

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Ice Cream Standard 

Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food

Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard

Ice Cream Standard by quickfire14 February 23, 2013

ice cream don't melt in the freezer 

A statement of fact. The truth.

Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."

ice cream don't melt in the freezer by JPeabody November 12, 2013

ice cream scoop 

the action of giving 7 news a news scoop

michael:hey 7 news i have a scoop
7 News Australia: Hi Michael, would you mind giving us the details?
michael: ice cream scoop

ice cream scoop by Dumbass510 May 28, 2019

Ice Cream Website 

Porn site

Shawn: Dad what was you watching on my iPad?
GheeFunny: I didn’t touch your iPad.
Shawn: Then what’s Hot Pink Chocolate Brown?
GheeFunny: Oh, that’s a ice cream website for adults. Delete that! Delete that now!

Ice Cream Website by Bagel1944 October 17, 2019