Hovering 

When the douchebag in front of you orders at the bagel store, then just waits in front of the counter for his food instead of letting other people order.

Bar Down Ryan: Did you order?

Douchebag: Ya...

Bar Down Ryan: THEN STOP HOVERING ASSHOLE!!!

Hovering by Trap house BOP October 8, 2014

Hovering 

When one of your friends hold your vape without hitting it for a substantial amount of time.

“Hey man have you hit the vape yet?”
“Oh shit no sorry man I’ve been hovering!”

Hovering by anonoymousbrother July 5, 2018

Hovering Shan 

Whilst hovering above the toilet (typically to avoid touching a very unclean toilet seat) you accidentally poop on the toilet.

"I had to poop, and my only option was a Porta Potty. Unfortunately it was extremely gross in there, so I had to hover above the seat and accidently did a Hovering Shan"

Hovering Shan by CLTKOW April 30, 2022

howering 

When you’re so tired that you have to take a cold shower to stay awake and you try to tell your friends what your doing, but your so tired that you can’t say the word shower

Dude I was so tired so I just finished howering

howering by Anjonu April 23, 2018

hooversniffer

A girl that comes around and sniffs anything and leaves very little to nothing behind.

That bicycle seat is so little.

Yeah, looks like the hooversniffers got ahold of it!

hooversniffer by Chadwick VonHinkle October 20, 2019

hooving

the act of vacuuming up food

The dog is hooving your pizza!

hooving by christie c January 23, 2006

Hovering Cosby 

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one

Hovering Cosby by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010