funk

The word you use when you are fealing soo superior to others that you don't want to use the word fuck.

Bob: Yeah, and then I took this massive shi--
Larry: Shut the funk up bob, I don't wanna hear about it.

If you are making a fool of yourself on the dance-floor...
"Yo that boy's got too much soul, he's gotta get the funk off the stage!"

funk by keenstir June 30, 2006

funk

(British Usage)

Cowardice. 'To be in a blue funk'. Can mean to fail through lack of 'spunk'. Also used as a noun 'he's a funk'.

He's funked out of it.

funk by SectsKitten December 28, 2005

funk

to make love, have sex or fuck. not just any substitute for the word fuck, but a euphemism for sexin' and sexin' solely. Used most amusingly when watching a movie or a television show and calling out a couple who are just kissing.

1. Anna, who is the guy in the purple tie? Is he trying to funk?

2. Dude, Erin and Zach are totally into each other. They're gonna funk!

3. Anna, did you and Kevin funk last night?

funk by Megan Hucks December 26, 2008

funk

Funk is that odor that wofts from your crotch after a long sweaty day of doing yardwork. The odor of sweaty balls and rump rot when you are just sitting down to take a break after hard doing some hard work

I worked out side allday today and had to ring out my underwear before my wife blew me. She said "I've got the funk".

funk by Outsideventman December 7, 2006

Funk

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; "Fake Drunk"

"Oh man I am so funk!"

Funk by Christine and Kristen September 13, 2005

funk

summit stinky. strong smell.

'shit man can smell dat skunky funky shit back at my crib homez'

funk by deardon April 16, 2006

funk

a substitute for the word fuck
say funk *blank* if you are in the precence of women, childeren or parents

I funking hate this
Why are you so funking stupid
I funking bombed this test dude
What the funk buddy

funk by evan macdonald June 21, 2006