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Franz Liszt

Liszt is some dude that played the piano, yeah, and he like, sent all pianists in the hospital for broken fingers, his music sounds really good, its just that.. almost no one can play like he wrote them as, my favorite lizst piece is Mazeppa S.137 and im trying to learn it, TRYING. yeah, i think i need to wait for my 6th finger to arrive before i can play him, also he was hungry or something like that, greatist virtuoso pianist that ever lived (next to rachmaninoff)
Pianist1: Hey dude that performance of Trans Etude N.4 was great! it sounded like liszt was playing!
Franz Liszt: I am Liszt.
Pianist1: can i marry you
Franz Liszt by SeiyaIdk August 25, 2023

Franz Liszt

The greatest piano virtuoso of all time, as considered by many. He revolutionized the way piano concerts are held and is well known for his Grande Etude de Paganini No.3 (La Campanella) as it is considered one of the most difficult solo piano pieces
"Dude have you heard Franz Liszt's compositions?"
"Yeah man they are so good!"
Franz Liszt by AZZYTASTER November 5, 2023

Franz Klammer 

Hat to use the Franz Klammer and missed.
Franz Klammer by TeeLurpin November 30, 2024

Gregory Franz 

A fucking hot sexy beast who can sing American pie better than you can eat a hot dog. He is the coolest kid on the block. He will make you feel slightly uncomfortable but than will swoon you with his horrible jokes and his very high 10 year old girl voice
Wow! He's such a Gregory franz...

I want some American Pie

Hanz & Franz 

A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".

The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.

The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.
Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.
Hanz & Franz by Ya YOU!!! September 21, 2004

Dennis Franz 

Plays Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue. He is the most kickass cop on TV. Though this is New York, Dennis Franz came from the mean streets of Chicago. You'll see him beat somebody's ass on every episode, and occasionaly say something funny that you wouldn't expect to hear. However, he's gentle when it comes to women.
After Andy kicked that one drug-dealers ass, he took him down to the station. He questioned another guy and finally said "Don't mess with me or I'll piss on your shoe."
Dennis Franz by Ryan August 12, 2004