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fashionize 

To make a person, place, thing, action or activity fashionable.
"Who 'fashionized' body piercing," the researcher asked. "Body piercing was fashionized by different groups, organizations, and individuals," the sociologist responded, "however, I suspect that the masochists were the first to promote it to make it easier to identify the more daring members of society."
fashionize by but for July 21, 2017
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Old Fashioned 

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.
Old Fashioned by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

old fashioned rimjob 

The sexual act of spreading your load on your partner's asshole like shaving cream, then tying a razor to your dick and shaving your partner's asshole with your dick razor, and clean out the mess with your mouth.
Jake: Hey bitch, how did you like that old fashioned rimjob?

Maria: I think you need to try again, my ass is itching like crazy.

new fashioned 

A blowjob. Since an 'old fashioned' is a handjob, a 'new fashioned' is a blowjob. A step higher! ;)
Joe: I got a KILLER old fashioned from Suzy last night!

Steve: Oh yeah, well i got a NEW FASHIONED!! >;)
new fashioned by TheOneYoullNeverKnow September 21, 2011

old fashioned autotune 

1. Actual talent, not relying on autotune to find and sustain correct pitch
2. Being practiced in vocal audiation (hearing a pitch in one's head before vocalizing it)
Guy 1: Damn, <live performing vocalist> is retardedly good.
Guy 2: Psh, it's all autotuned.
Guy 1: No, he's actually singing well.
Guy 2: Old fashioned autotune!

Old Fashioned Liposuction

When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.
Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction

dad's old fashioned root beer 

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.