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Falcon Punch 

Punch a bitch in the back of the head while your fucken her from behind!
Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!
Falcon Punch by Donald Haynie April 15, 2008

falcon PUNCH 

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.
Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.
falcon PUNCH by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Falcon Punch 

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.
John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.
Falcon Punch by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011

Falcon Punch 

"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"

Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"

**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**
Falcon Punch by [A lump of Grass] August 10, 2010

Falcon Punch 

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch 

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
Falcon Punch by the real boy11 July 13, 2015