Ewan 

An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan

Ewan is a little shit.

Ewan by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020

Ewan 

The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!

man 1: ew ewan is so groos
everyone: OMG DONT HURT EWAN

Ewan by iamagirl69696969 April 26, 2020

Ewan 

The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute

Oh get ready it's Ewan

Ewan by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020

Ewan 

Ewan is big sexy

Omg Ewan is here the one true big
Sexy

Ewan by Big mandem November 16, 2020

Ewan 

He doesn’t even know

Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

Ewan by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021

Ewan 

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

Ewan by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Ewan 

A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)

Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING

Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!

Ewan by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021