cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich 

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich by thefajita October 25, 2015

Cool story, bro 

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

Cool story, bro by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

Cool over-used phrase bro 

Cool over-used phrase bro is a reply to someone who says Cool story bro. Cool story bro is used by someone who spends too much time on the internet usually within the Chatroom and Forum community where its used by 11 different people in the space of 5 minutes

Loser one: Cool story bro
Person two:Cool over-used phrase bro
Person three: you fking fgt Loser One

Cool over-used phrase bro by Alexander paycheck December 13, 2010

Cool Story, Bro 

What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.

Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.

Cool Story, Bro by Implying713 July 18, 2011

Cool story, bro 

A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.

John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."

Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"

John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"

Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"

John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."

Cool story, bro by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 4, 2010

coolbro

a faggot from discord (a twink)

you look like that twink coolbro

coolbro by Calitiana August 1, 2023