Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE

"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"

Jack Carnage by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022

Carmageddon 

What the median of all major Pennsylvania highways look like during and after a major snow storm.

Did you see 279 during the storm last night?? So many people were off the road, it was like carmageddon!

Carmageddon by MedicMommy February 27, 2010

carmageddon 

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.

carmageddon by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

Clan Carnage 

The Number 1 Med lvl pure clan of RUNESCAPE

Oh shit my nigga its Clan Carnage #1 Med lvl Pure Clan of Runescape POP POP NIGGA POP POP

Clan Carnage by X Drk Ar0w X September 1, 2009

Carmageddon 

An enormous road accident and/or traffic jam resulting in absolute chaos.

"It took me two hours to drive a 10 minute journey".... "I heard on the radio it was Carmageddon out there".

Carmageddon by Lolo1981 February 9, 2010

Carnage

The carnage is simular to the spiderman however there a few new changes : When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand then dig in your ass take some shit out form it like a spear. Then fling the jism and shit spear at her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Carnages slinging hand motions.Carnage (Cletus Kasady) is a fictional character, a supervillain in the Marvel Comics Universe

Keep it up bitch and i`ll bust a carnage on that ass !!!

Carnage by DIADORE October 16, 2010

carnage

a southern slang term for marijuana , almost always refering to mexican schwagg, a common low grade cannibus readily available and blown for sheer quantity over quality.

dude man....the dragon is getting his sorry ass out of bed finally at 2 p.m. and he's bringn the freakin CARNAGE.... "brutal"....

carnage by LordOgdenTheMerciless November 26, 2007