A fairly nice dude, but be careful there is probably more to him than meets the eye. Honest, Fair, and Driven by an immense desire to succeed and make life better for those around him. Grew up tough but still has a good heart. Will generally be a good partner, although it might take him awhile to get it. Smart, although sometimes lazy. A man of tremoundous potential if he chooses to you it.

Girl 1: Have you met cannon?

Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...

Cannon by 7438793479837 August 31, 2022

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A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.

my friend cannon was in a car accident last week because of his “brakes”

Cannon by minecraftslayer93 May 14, 2023

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When someone's name is misspelled in a funny way and it's immediately their new name.

Henry: you texted my name as lennry and that's not my name
Alex: nope it's cannon now
Henry: its spelled canon
Alex: not anymore

Cannon by DemonDicktonary September 21, 2023

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