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Pastor Larry L. Booker 

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker

Stealth Booker 

Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?

(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)

Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......

devin booker 

#JustiseBetter
Devin Booker is alright but #JustiseBetter
devin booker by JB33 May 14, 2018

Markita Booker 

Super woman; beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, giving; possessing the ability to overcome adversity.
She could never be a Markita Booker!
Markita Booker by RealDeal771 August 18, 2010

Body booker 

Basically a body builder but with books
I’m such a body booker I’m always reading
Body booker by Gamingbakernerd February 11, 2018