A Bon Jovi 

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.

"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."

A Bon Jovi by Jo Mo November 10, 2005

Nicholas Bon Jovi 

A bum, typically a woman, who lives in Toronto Canada

Stay away from her, shes a nicholas bon jovi

Nicholas Bon Jovi by theoneperson7 May 3, 2023

jon bon jovi sexual 

someone who is in love or obsessed with jon bon jovi

I am obsessed with jon bon jovi so i am jon bon jovi sexual

jon bon jovi sexual by miabonjovi June 16, 2021

A Bon Jovi 

noun

An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s

I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.

A Bon Jovi by Convict February 10, 2006

jon bon jovi 

jon bon jovi is the most loyal husband in the world. Is very strange for rockstar to have just one marriage in his life...

"I don't care about my house, cars and all material things. I care only for health of my wife and my kids" said jon bon jovi

jon bon jovi by Ema Konèan May 17, 2006

A Bon Jovi 

To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.

"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."

A Bon Jovi by the Roflsaur June 28, 2006

Jon Bon Jovi 

Jon Bon Jovi is possibly one of the most resilient and talented rock stars in the past century. His music is not only amazing, but has been going strong for decades. Since his breakout sing in the 1980's (with his band, Bon Jovi) he has continued to produce successful albums, both solo, and with his band.
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).

"Jon Bon Jovi is devilishly handsome!"

Jon Bon Jovi by whoaaaaa July 20, 2006