Properly blowed

When you smoke the perfect amount and you’re not too high but you’re high enough

*John and Jackson both take two last hits of the blunt and ditch it*

John: I’m pretty high dude.

Jackson: Yeah, that blunt got me properly blowed”

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Blowdar

An uncanny sense some have to find either powder cocaine or a bj.

Wonda has great blowdar when she wants to snort coke!

Blowdar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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A very discrete way to describe fellatio. Both men and women can speak of fellatio without the derogatory words used to describe oral sex.

While talking with a group of friends, I casually mentioned that my wife gave me the best blowdini of my life last night.

Blowdini by sfg1ant August 24, 2010

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Blowdge is short for blowjob. To suck or suckle..

Since she was on her period and didn't want to have sex, she blowdged on my cock.
You would love to blowdge on my cock.

blowdge by Elgondo October 4, 2008

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When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

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An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.

Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!

Wad blower by Eurospy March 5, 2009

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A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.

The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.

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