BadassDude: Meet me behind McDonalds i'll beat your ass Jean L: I can't come today i'm not ready for the fight pls dont hurt me *crys*
BadassDude: Shut yo bitch scary baby crying lookin ass with yo ugly teeth lookin ass before i whoop your ass
Jean L: *Leaves the scene because he's scared*
Is when when meghan gerba also known as gerber BABY, begins bitching about everything. The act of gerber baby bitching is for the baby to be cryin. Commonly used when gerba starts bitching and Dustin wants her to stop. This phrase originally stemming from the whackarnolds episode where Calvin comes home from a hard days work and finds some other mans gloves and proceeds to fight with his girl friend while the baby cries completely ignored by the upset girlfriend. Calvin dryly and aggravated, reminds her- baby’s cryin. Baby’s cryin. So that she will make the baby stop cryin.
Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”
Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”
Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”