Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
Going Doug is when you claim to take showers, but don't...ever. To go Doug, you also have to not wash your clothes....ever. In fact, you may occasionally defecate or masturbate in or on your clothes, yet still wear them to bed, and the next day. Extreme cases of going Doug also include sporting a bowl cut and being shaped like a pair or bell. This is an unwanted biproduct of the grunge era.
Person A: "Wow! You smell like a wet dog wearing old gym socks. Why are you going doug today?"