ghetto lobster

A ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. They are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of African American desecent. They are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. They most likely live in the rich suburbs of Bergen County, New Jersey.

She's so ghetto lobster - she acts all ghetto, but she's from one of the richest towns in our state!

ghetto lobster by NotAGhettoLobster December 15, 2008

Lobster

really ugly red haired people

guy looking at a redhead girl/boy: "look at that lobster"

Lobster by jjatlw April 25, 2007

Blue Lobster 

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.

Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!

Blue Lobster by THE SEX MONSTER June 15, 2011

lobsterly 

A look/feeling of internal disbelief and dumbfoundedness at the sheer stupidity of another person. Specifically used when one twists your words or actions to make you appear like a bad person

Jordan P: "Based on a multi variable study, women earn less by choice"
TV Interviewer: "So you are saying... Women get assaulted by choice."
Jordan Peterson: *Staring Lobsterly*

lobsterly by Tlomz June 8, 2018

lolsters 

A version of lol. Like lols, the -sters part has no meaning and doesn`t count as part of the abbreviation.

Bob: I ate a monkey for breakfat today.
Kim: Lolsters
Bob: Breakfast*. Wtf does "lolsters" mean?
Kim: Iono
Bob: -.- Immature

lolsters by Jodi F. June 24, 2007

Lobster Fresh

Update of the antiquated expression Creasent Fresh. Similarly meaning, exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense.

Did you hear that new band? They are so lobster fresh!

Lobster Fresh by Xioz Tzu July 22, 2008

Lobster Miner 

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

Lobster Miner by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008