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Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin 

when u take an exlax , wait an hour , tuck ur dick between ur legs and get ur girl to blow u from behind and then shit in her face .
I walked in my moms room and seen my mom and uncle and they were doing an dirty old greg blunpkin.i seen a smile on his face and shit on my moms
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Old Greg 

the best sea creature dude on youtube EVER.

hes hilariouso and SEXXIIII
quote from the Old Greg video:


Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish
Old Greg by MHolz April 23, 2009

The Greg aka "The Boss"

The Greg: When your so fucked up that you have been getting head for a half hour but you cant cum so you tell that bitch to supple on the end your penis while you masturbate into her mouth.
I was a fifth deep in whiskey and i couldn't cum so i gave that slut The Greg aka "The Boss"...told the slut to put her mouth on my penis as I rubbed one out down her throat. Then I made that bitch sleep on the floor.

nice greg 

an expression of approbation or congratulation
Should I say it? Nice Greg.
nice greg by Alan Barnes March 14, 2004

nice greg 

A congratulatory remark usually given after an especially impressive demonstration of lankiness, i.e. hacking some serious sack.
nice greg by Boots April 9, 2004

MoH Greg 

The best JvS advisor of all time. Best CoFK Advisor, Best CLA Advisor, Best CoR Advisor and Best EF Advisor. Also best Welsh man to play JvS. Bruce is a boomer.
Yo shit its MoH Greg, the best JvS advisor of all time.
MoH Greg by Not MoH Greg January 24, 2020