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Crystal - Crystal is a very strange person but a good egg at heart. Crystal likes to have a laugh and make weird noises, typically over voice comms such as Teamspeak. She claims to hate cats but everyone knows she really loves them and wants to get a pet kitten. Usually you'll find her in her natural habitat, poking around in games and making weird noises, an example being "ooOooOOooOOo", the call of the shrimp. She also likes to watch weird youtube videos such as Inochi and Jerry Beans Hai Hai!, and seems to remember every quote from every Star Wars movie, although she tends to replace Jedi and Sith interchangeably with Weirdi and Pervert!
Crystal's that one over there, the one making shrimp noises! She's a good egg though.
Crystal by Porg of Borg September 18, 2018
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Crystal Light 

Adjective used to describe something that is at once benign and profoundly uncool. It is neither greatly bad, nor greatly good; it is fluff, kind of gross, and appeals to very few. While available everywhere, you know no one who likes something that can be described as Crystal Light. See "Call Your Girlfriend" video by Robyn-- this video is Crystal Light.
"Hey did you see that new Robyn video?"

"No, is it good?"

"No, man she is weird. And the video is so freaking Crystal Light."

OR

"I would go to your party, but I think it is going to be Crystal Light as hell and I don't want to waste my Saturday."

Crystal Pussy 

A person who was nicknamed this by a popular treatment facility just outside Atlanta Ga. Crystal Pussy quit using crystal meth before they could get her to confess her history of drug use under tortuous conditions.
Crystal Pussy fu*cked up her best chance for a normal life by "putting it together."
Crystal Pussy by MSnATL June 2, 2008
Crystal is a sweetheart, shes nice to everyone no matter what they've done if you meet a Crystal never leave her side.
Crystal is amazing!
Goofy ass girl from a small town, don’t take her for granted. She’s nothing like the rest of the girls in her school... she’s got something else... she’s got beautiful brown eyes and a little booty.
Guy: dang do you know Crystal? She’s hot.
Other guy: yea, she’s in my math class, what a sweet girl.
Crystal by Bittybooty233 September 20, 2018
Cute loveable girl,good girlfriend,loving person
Person1: hey

Person 2: hey Crystal
Person 1: my name is Gemma
Crystal by Scottish fold September 23, 2018
Sad,lonely,depressed,never loved again but real friend came to make her smile again
Crystal was sad,lonely,depressed ,and was never loved but her friends chuol ,ayush,juan,wendell,skylar,jenna made her happy again
Crystal by Issa_chuol April 22, 2018